OMG, kiddo! You really need to stop waking up in the middle of the night. 4 times you woke me up the night before last and 3 times last night. You don’t have a hard time falling asleep; in fact, you’ve been falling asleep during your last feeding of the night. Are you just hungry? Is that it? Are you going through a growth spurt again?
Maybe we’ll start feeding you cereal twice a day to keep you full longer. And your congestion and allergies are really bad today. You poor thing; I see lots of allergy appointments in our future.